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FAQs

Q : Do the paw print tattoos mean what I think they do?

A : Absolutely not and if I knew that before I got them trust me I would have rather got love and hate on my knuckles honestly some of you lot are unreal

Q : Can I face fuck you?

A : Not an effing chance i ain't a blow up doll

Q : Do you squirt??

A : Wtf surely this depends on you

Q : Is everything included on your likes list??

A : Everything except anal which is an extra 30 x

Q : Can I jump in the shower with you??

A : No I ain't a fan of shared showers as I always end up the one stood shaking like a shitting dog freezing my tits off so you have more chance of been bitten by a lettuce although I guess money talks so pass the soap!!

Q : Do you offer bareback?? I have a certificate.

A : Yes for ten million billion pounds!!!! Are you mad I can't believe how often people ask me this question!!!! I won't even see you for protected services if I am aware this is something you indulge in with girls and as for this 'certificate' nonsense, guys we aren't in this business because we're stupid. Far from it!!

Q : I have no feedback is this a problem??

A : Not really sweetie as thanks to the covid this site is taking precautions by blocking bookings been made on it which in turn means no feedback also I have been around long enough to take some feedback reports particularly the nasty ones which I am fortunate enough not to have yet as disgruntled girls trying to piss off some serious competition they might feel a tad threatened by and even worse men that aren't happy you might reject them as a love interest now they are the worst so feedback in theory is a great concept in reality its ruined by weirdos like so much more in life but yeah I will still entertain you x

Q : How much notice do you need??

A : This depends on my schedule and what my plans are. Sometimes you can pull up outside mine and I can see you straight away other times you might have to wait a couple of hours if I have regular clients booked in.

Q : Do you want to go for a drink??

A : Please don't ask me this question. It usually means Can I buy you a couple of drinks and get a free fuck?? Well not a chance.

Q : Are you English??

A : One hundred percent Made in Britain.....and proud. X x

Q : What makes you really wet?

A : Water.

Q : What you wearing now??

A : clothes sweetheart or jim jams X x

Q : I am very well endowed is this a problem?

A : Ha ha ha ha if i had a pound every time i heard this i'd be a rich woman. And usually the loons that ask me this question are the ones that arent blessed in that area.

Q : Can I see you today and pay ya Friday?

A : Yeah course ya loon in fact I will give ya a couple of hundred to see you and your wife and kids alright until payday too.

Q : Can you get me any coke??

A : Darling I think you have got my profession mixed up. I am not a drug dealer and don't think I would be a very good one. And listen floppy coke cocks don't do a lot for me.

Q : Do you want to see a photo of me/my cock????

A : I fuckin love this one and because I am a nice polite girl I will reply 'ooh yes please go on then' but what I really mean is 'I couldn't give a flying fuckery what you look like ya daft cunt and as for a cock pic oh my days I have seen more cocks than bernad friggin Matthews!! Lol X ❤

Interview

Q : What is your starsign?

A : Cancer June 22 - July 22

Q : What is your Primary Language?

A : English

Q : What is your Secondary Language?

A : Filth and bullshit

Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?

A : Other

Q : If other, please specify:

A : wtf is all this bollox about?? none binary?? Guy o

Q : What is your favourite colour?

A : Green

Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?

A : Rose West

Q : What is your best feature?

A : Lips

Q : What is your worst feature?

A : Legs

Q : What three words best describe your personality?

A : Crazy none stop

Q : What is your favourite food?

A : Cock

Q : What is your favourite drink?

A : semen

Q : What is your favourite film?

A : Debbie does Dallas 3 girls 1 cup

Q : What are your favourite flowers?

A : plastic ones

Q : What is your favourite perfume?

A : ghost original l'ancome

Q : What is your favourite gift?

A : perfume, puppies, a house

Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?

A : weston super mare

Q : What is your ethnicity?

A : Caucasian (White)

Q : What is the colour of your eyes?

A : Blue

Q : What is the colour of your hair?

A : Red

Q : What length is your hair?

A : Long

Q : How would you describe your body type?

A : Slim

Q : How tall are you?

A : 5'3"

Q : How much do you weigh?

A : 7st

Q : What is your leg measurement?

A : 28"

Q : What is your shoe size?

A : 5

Q : What is your dress size?

A : 4

Q : What size is your chest?

A : 34"

Q : What is your waist measurement?

A : 24"

Q : What is your hips measurement?

A : 34"

Q : What is your bra cup-size?

A : D

Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?

A : Large

Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?

A : Enhanced

Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?

A : Shaved Completely

Q : Do you smoke?

A : Yes

Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

A : Tattoos

Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they

A : Discrete

Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?

A : handprint size on outer left thigh

Q : What times are you always available?

A : Every day if my eyes are open my legs are too

Q : Will you do overnight bookings?

A : Yes

Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit

A : Bristol Weston thornbury

Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?

A : 2½+

Q : Nearest rail station?

A : Bristol temple meads