SUE THE SOLICITOR
AWYou yellow bellied filthy slobs have got two choices you can either come on out and take it like a man, OR- I'll just give it to you through the door. Either way, you're definitely going to "get it"
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 53 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| County | Islington |
| Region | London |
| Town | London Camden Road |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | N7 |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian (White) |
| Dress Size | 10 |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Chest Size | 36" C Natural |
| Eye Colour | Grey |
| Pubic Hair | Trimmed |
... I am the Author of your fate. I weave a narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks. your secret desires are My prompt. My role as the arbiter of reality is to stand where fantasy pretends to be....You should be aware that I'm known for being the "Picasso of the bedroom," "Beethoven of desire," and the "Da Vinci of bedazzlement...
...An Individual whose unique character is evidenced by the letter "M" which has been already deeply etched from birth into both the palms of each of her hands. JFYI- This letter "M" symbolises the world's rarest type of personality which is characterised by multiple traits inclusive of exceptional intuition- enhanced perception, as also dexterous versatility with reference to Nostradamus
I am unrestrained, Free to engage in desires unchained (or chained) Within the holy bed's grace, which is where mystery leaves its secrets behind...
Biblically Accurate Solicitor. Join my My Cult- Your daily Bread is just a message away This is Your final destinationFee-fi-fo-fum I smell the blood of an Englishman- Be he alive, or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my daily bread
"Oh my.. what a big mouth you have," I say to my dildo bondage slut as he sidles into my Den of iniquity for his sissy dildo bondage session. "All the better to suck off a dildo or two," the slut replies, licking his slutty lips in anticipation.....
꧁The Demiurge It's listed 71 times In the verses of Psalms, where Solomon calls for people to "stop AND listen," and I think it's about time you also took a moment to do the same. You better believe the truth that although I wear the badge of a Solicitor, I’m also a saint, - Yep, that’s right...! (a saint for putting up with the likes of you lot) but then there's the Demiurge within me – a creator with a fiery passion for all things imaginative, which plays a big part in how I see my role as an Artisan of Whoredom. Here you’ve got a spiritually charged individual, a one-of-a-kind who is also graciously feminine. A Deity who’s been plucked straight from the clutches of Purgatory. As you venture into the realms of unconventional sacrilege, depictions of blasphemy, and the dominion of the spirit, unmindful of thine own beliefs...꧁ The Solicitor So! Yes -I am a solicitor! Correct! and Yup I do provide 'Solicitouring services' but not in the {traditional} sense but, rather, I dabble in "another sort" of solicitation, which is to promote an enticing "alternative" to the 'norm'. Additionally, I offer an Empathatic Listening service. Now! During my many years of practice as a 'sexual health' Solicitor, I have focused on EROTIC SEX (with or without counselling) and I have been offering 'Intimate support' to clients for many years and Over the duration of my fascinating career- I have met innumerable gentlemen who have confided in me about their profoundly sad home lives...My presence has never wavered; I am always willing to listen, provide solace, and even stretch out my legs to invite them into the warm friendly embrace of my private terrain. Solicitors, in my opinion, should ALWAYS listen VERY carefully to their clients while at the same time try to "jolly them up" a bit- as their "special needs'' are being mindfully assessed Please note I will never expose a client to any form of explicit sexual coercion- (unless they can manage it of course!)... It's Okay, Dont worry... I know what I'm doing...You're safe...This is where my expertise lies The Impersonator I can Impersonate any character role whether it be a Police officer Prison officer Teacher, Bully> Boss, Nurse, Doctor, Vampire, Clairvoyant - and so the list goes on and on etc., Oh indeed I can corrupt you in the most exquisitely remarkable way. Take Bondage for example- I love putting submissives in 'unusual' predicaments and diminishing their autonomy with merely a few lengths of rope...Undoubtedly, this chameleon within me is unified in her strengths, which is indicative of having a 'multifaceted' personality (So as an ever changing entity, don’t go getting too attached to any particular hair color (It’s currently turquoise ... Timing is of the essence-Psychic sex Services-crossing the boundaries of sex through the vibes of ''another realm''... I do offer a "VERSION" of "The Girlfriend Experience" (GFE), when I say "version" it isn't the "the usual GFE," but, more of a Supernatural Gonzo Mondo take on the format. ALSO- Edging and Denial, Medical play, Sensory Deprivation, Ruined orgasm, Encouraged Meditation with Worshipping, Pegging/Strap play - punishment/ Foot fetish, Chastity and keyholding, Psychological brainwashing, Human furniture Latex and nylon/Satin fetish, Cuckolding {Plus}Please drop me an email if there's something you're particularly interested in which isn't listed. Everything on my enjoys list on this site is genuine and accurate . My services are never standard; rather, they are all shrouded in mystery...A cartographer of the senses. A sailor of the mind. A purveyor of the perverted.
So! are YOU Ready to suffer beautifully? REMEMBER - Your daily bread is just a message away- Come Join My cult"You've made your bed, now lie in it"
Enjoys
- Oral
- "A" Levels
- BDSM
- Watersports
- Spanking
- French Kissing
- Uniforms
- Fetish
- Depilation
- Moresomes
- Parties
- CIM
- Sub games
- Domination
- Massage
- Humiliation
- Rimming
- Swallow
- Deep Throat
- BDSM (giving)
- BDSM (receiving)
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Spanking (receiving)
- Domination (giving)
- Domination (receiving)
- Humiliation (receiving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- CIM (at discretion)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Prostate Massage
- Naturism/Nudism
- Foot Worship
- Double Penetration
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Snowballing
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Cross Dressing
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Smoking (Fetish)
- Disabled Clients
- Enema
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
- Bondage & Discipline
- Cross Dressing
- Fetish
- Kinky
- Messy ('philias)
- Other Alternative
- Sadism & Masochism
- Cuckolding
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | £250 |
| 1½ Hours | £300 |
| 2 Hours | £400 |
| 3 Hours | £500 |
Outcall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | £300 |
| 1½ Hours | £350 |
| 2 Hours | £450 |
| 3 Hours | £550 |
FAQs
Q : BB
A : This is NOT a service provided by my Company
Q : Where I'm from
A : I'm English from London- I was born in the East End of London in a place called Bow then latterly grew up in Custom house Canningtown. West Ham. London. E.16 These days I reside in North London -in the leafy wildlife borough of Islington LOL
Q : My number is NEVER advertised
A : I keep my contact number close to the vest, warding off those pesky pests who enjoy nothing more than to invade my sacred personal space with the intention of not only wasting my time but to also drain the life out of me. I have found that broadcasting contact details is ineffective, as it's typically those who first initiate contact direct via phone who are more likely seeking to create havoc. While it is plausible that a few genuinely sincere persons exist, the probability is likely not in my favour.
Q : Meetings
A : I reject more meetings than accept People who fail to write appropriate introductions, including those that fail to personalise and make use of my pseudonym, are one of the various reasons I reject meetings...It riles me to no end when people just willy nilly go about without a clue as to 'why they are here' and neither give a lick about 'who I am' as an Escort and- OR/ whether, or not I am safe. For me, it’s plain as day that I won't meet people who don’t carry themselves with any respect and who can't extend a bit of respect my way.
Q : Party Gal?
A : I'm afraid not. In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
Q : Images/film clips
A : I take all my images and do film clips using my phone so I apologise in advance for the subpar quality of some of this content
Q : INCALL LOCATION
A : Discreet and Squeaky Clean- So! What mysteries and delights can possibly lie beyond the door? (No doubt the lure of your curiosity is irresistibly overwhelming!...however, these walls always hold their secrets well … Based in the vicinity of Caledonian Road in North London. Now allow me to be specific! This here location lies right between Holloway Road and the Cally, snug as a bug between the iron bars of HM Pentonville prison and the former ghost of HM Holloway prison. People around here know it as 'Murder Mile', but what’s in a name to a stranger eh? But! don't worry- none of my clients have found themselves victims of crime—at least not yet. ..No No Its a 'relatively' safe area- Anyway! you've got plenty of trees to hide behind!...(believe it or not Caledonian Road has got the most trees in London! Yep! that's correct! and that also includes the most Unbelievable wildlife!
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Gemini May 21 - June 21
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : English
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : I can speak a few languages
Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?
A : Other
Q : If other, please specify:
A : am I allowed to say ' Heterosexual?'
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : Purple (although it doesn't suit me!
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : Pfft,who needs fancy-pants celebs anyway?
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Legs
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : outspoken, fiesty AND impatient!
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : I eat to live not the other way round
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : Vodka, a splash of Pink Gin, a crisp White wine..
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : The House that wouldn't die
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : My heart belongs to savage crime progs
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : ALL flowers are beautiful
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : Molecule 01 (at ze moment!
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : I'm not bothered about gifts
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : For me, there is no such thing as a holiday
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Grey
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Slim
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'8"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 9½st
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 3
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 10
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 36"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : C
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Medium
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Trimmed
Q : Do you smoke?
A : Socially
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : Neither
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : NA
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : None
Q : What times are you always available?
A : This varies from week to week (ASK!
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : ASK!
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : 1hr
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Caledonian Road/Holloway Road
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : Any potentially embarrassing incidents would have occurred prior to the age of 30, as over the age of 30 you become impervious to embarrassment due to wisdom & experience.
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : That mysterious guy who looks like Alfred Hitchcock! The type of man who, with a single look, can have your pulse racing and your heart racing with anticipation.
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : looks like the ladies will have to find someone else to swoon over! My fantasies of women are far more adventurous than reality, but I've given it a shot at least!
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
A : Not one of my sexual experiences stand out quite frankly
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
A : as a seasoned pro at life! Nothing can faze me now that I've conquered everything under the sun.
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : Sex on a motorbike, hair blowing in the wind? I've no idea...
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : I'm very nimble when it comes 2 positioning
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : Is positioning really that important then?
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : I look at peoples TEETH first- always have I really like irregular teeth and unconventional characteristics in general- those sort of traits- I find extremely appealing
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Ah , My ears I think
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : Rather not remember!
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : Well, I guess it is time to take a ride on the wild side and hop into bed with a taxi Driver!
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : I'm not highly sexual actually- I never have been!
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : delightful smoochy-woochy action (Kissing!
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : "High Noon"
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