SUE THE SOLICITOR
AW๊งUnlicensed Solicitor- The Most Remarkable encounter with a "pulchritudinous" woman haha :-))
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 52 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| County | Islington |
| Region | London |
| Town | London Camden Road |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | N7 |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian (White) |
| Dress Size | 10 |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Chest Size | 36" C Natural |
| Eye Colour | Grey |
| Pubic Hair | Trimmed |
Unlicensed but Very Skilled!
I am not a Licensed solicitor; BUT- I do have a driving license that verifies my Identity as a qualified member of society - which hopefully ( fingers crossed) should suffice. I would have had two licences, including a TV licence, but I pulled the antenna out of the wall so that I didn't have to purchase one, as I simply cannot afford to splurge out on such a trashy expense. Okay so! It has been reported that there are around 800,000 solicitors who are practising without a licence...Anyway, whatever! that is quite Poor conduct I suppose- but! as I say I do have (as aforementioned) a VALID -FULLY UP TO DATE drivers license that has NOT accrued any penalty points since 1992- which, I think tells you a lot about my character in terms of- consistency? mobility? versatility? adaptability? in addition to proving that I am indeed- totally attentive! Ok so, you're asking about the TV license?.... Ah! The television licence scenario! ah haha...of course I'm fully aware that this may possibly paint a ''reckless'' picture of me? I take it that's what you mean? ah well! Take comfort in the fact that I promise You 100% without a shadow of doubt that I'm definitely not reckless! and it would be utterly Silly of you to make any assumption based on that information, Just REMEMBER-> I have a CLEAN driving license (which I am willing to show as proof๊งDeus homo factus est naturam erante; Mundus renovatus est a Christo regnante
A woman with 'insatiable Verve'
Intro
A serious diverse proposition for the discerningโฆ
Are you perhaps seeking a diversion to enhance and expand a proclivity of unprecedented heights in the alternative realm? if so, You've come to the right place if you're seeking- Decadence - The Forbidden- and the downright Scandalous (of course, what else would you expect from 'me?') After all, I'm not your quotidian company...
For now almost two decades my life has revolved around the adult entertainment Industry where I've gained experience like a stamp collector with their hobby - all except, instead of rare stamps, I own a library of the most intriguing anecdotes that would make even the most wordly wise folks out there blush...Although I would be lying if I said that there aren't occasions when I ask "why what and where...," I can honestly say that I never tire of what I do here. Additionally, being exposed to the public domain does have its pros and cons...( & not always for the best reasons!) Furthermore, dealingย with fellasย daily can get excessively tedious at times, which is very much likeย trying toย bargainย with an audience of monkeys; nevertheless! That's an integral aspect of the overall picture and is to be expected. Apart from that You could say that I'm a bit of a chameleon & ''Jack of all trades,'' although I wouldn't claim to be the master of any one thing. My philosophy is simple; 'why be a master of one thing in particular when you can be a charming delightful disaster in so many others?
About Sue the Solicitor
My name is Sue, and I'm a solicitor Yes, I completed two years of a Bachelor of Law degree, but did not complete the final year of my LLB degree. As a result, I have now established myself as a sort of COMBO solicitor, providing a COMBO package of services that are both compassionate & intimate as also a lending a keen ear if you wanna talk about things which are delivered with boundless love and affection (which is a tad unusual in this realm as most solicitors tend to be hard as nails and ready to grab your dosh as soon as you walk through the door- which is none other than downright dreadful in my opinion). So yes! I am a solicitor, but 'not'... in the 'conventional' sense for offering legal counsel... Instead, I dabble in solicitation of 'another sort' - which is to market a highly alluring 'alternative' type of service, with the aim of earning a couple of quid... Furthermore, I can also provide guidance as well- Throughout my years as a solicitor specialising in EROTIC SEX (with OR without counselling) I have successfully worked as a provider of 'Intimate support' in addition to an 'Empathetic listening' service, which has now been for over two decades. During my fascinating career I have met thousands of gentlemen who have candidly shared with me the intricate details of their profoundly Sad home lives - thus, I have dutifully offered my assistance as a shoulder for them to cry on, whilst also offering to extend my legs, inviting them to find comfort in the embrace of my Private terrain. I feel that as a Solicitor, you should listen carefully to your client whilst attempting to ''jolly them up'' as well as negotiating their 'special needs' I never push my customers sexually (unless they can manage it of course 'YOU have finally arrived at the perfect querencia. A domain of veiled verities, a hallowed location where dark secrets are unearthed and guarded. As the architect of your fate, I create the narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks...'
) I know what I'm doing, so don't worry, you're safe--250 quid is all it takes for all this 'guidance and sensuality'...(When you think about it- it's not a lot..) and that's without any extras added (My fees are completely transparent- best way aye?
Anyway! For all this complete TLC package you get unlimited Intimate support aka Tender loving care for one whole hour Ps- Due to the fact that I'm probably the only solicitor around here who is committed to upholding compassionate ethical standards, I strongly recommend that you add me to your 'hot list' of potential service providers to visit', why? Because ''I'M SIMPLY THE BEST- BETTER THAN ALL THE REST-> that's WHY!'' I am likely to be the most extraordinarily unscrupulous solicitor you will ever encounter NB When I say 'unscrupulous', I do not mean the use of 'underhanded techniques', but rather, I engage in 'practices' that are not widely recognised among Other solicitors. According to customer polls, I am ranked among the top 20 solicitors in London. Do not hesitate to contact me should you seek my 'specialised services gentlemen!.
The Myth will always change
I'm the sort of Individual who might from time to time disappear off the radar, but who will then suddenly ride back into town with a 'whole new persona' - The Myth will always be subject to change as far as I am concerned (thanks to my super lively imagination, or for what others might call in 'The art of daydreaming!')
I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem ๊ง
Enjoys
- Oral
- "A" Levels
- BDSM
- Watersports
- Spanking
- Uniforms
- Fetish
- Moresomes
- Parties
- Sub games
- Domination
- Massage
- Humiliation
- Rimming
- Deep Throat
- BDSM (giving)
- BDSM (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Spanking (receiving)
- Domination (giving)
- Domination (receiving)
- Humiliation (receiving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- CIM (at discretion)
- Swallow (at discretion)
- Facials
- Oral without (at discretion)
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Prostate Massage
- Naturism/Nudism
- Foot Worship
- Face Sitting
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Anal Play
- Penetration (Protected)
- Cross Dressing
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Disabled Clients
- Hand Relief
- Fingering/Finger Play
- Bondage & Discipline
- Cross Dressing
- Fetish
- Kinky
- Messy ('philias)
- Other Alternative
- Sadism & Masochism
- Cuckolding
I meet with
- Male
Incall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | ยฃ250 |
| 1ยฝ Hours | ยฃ300 |
| 2 Hours | ยฃ450 |
| 3 Hours | ยฃ550 |
FAQs
Q : BAREBACK
A : *This is NOT a service provided by my Company
Q : FROM WHERE?
A : *I am English- London. Originally from East End-Born/earlier years grew up in Custom House/Canning Town then later in west ham where my parents ran a Pub. These days I reside in North London.
Q : OVERNIGHTS?
A : * I'm afraid not. (Not unless You want to Pay to watch Sleeping Beauty Snore?)
Q : BI SEXUALITY?
A : *I was formerly bisexual, but later in life, I found women to be sexually unsatisfactory and not up to my standards.
Q : ABOUT FEE & SERVICES
A : *Don't try to debate rates. Some things are negotiable. Others aren't. *INCALLS ONLY-(Meaning YOU visit ME)
Q : COMMUNICATION
A : *No vulgarities in communications or acronym nonsense Please. Also please use my Psuesdonym- ''SUE'' When addressing me in your email, if there is no mention of my name = The message will be DELETED. Thank you.
Q : PARTY GAL?
A : *I'm afraid not. In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
Q : DIRECT CHAT
A : *Kindly be advised that I do NOT offer SILENT CALLS. Unfortunately, that doesnโt suit my chosen style of communication. I believe in a '2 way interactive'direct chat, where both parties freely engage (& respond accordingly) in that way - we both get to share the experience.
Q : YOUR INTR0
A : *We will commence with email communication, and then a conversation by phone is required before any consideration is given for a meeting* *Do send me a detailed email, no more than 10 sentences. Please be concise and make it well thought out. Make me rejoice in reading it; Not regretting it
Interview
Q : What is your starsign?
A : Gemini May 21 - June 21
Q : What is your Primary Language?
A : English
Q : What is your Secondary Language?
A : 2 languages= BODY & ENGLISH
Q : How would you describe your non-binary gender?
A : Other
Q : If other, please specify:
A : am I allowed to say ' Heterosexual?'
Q : What is your favourite colour?
A : Purple (although it doesn't suit me!
Q : Who is your favourite celebrity?
A : Pfft,who needs fancy-pants celebs anyway?
Q : What is your best feature?
A : Eyes
Q : What is your worst feature?
A : Face
Q : What three words best describe your personality?
A : fiesty, impatient! 3?...god knows
Q : What is your favourite food?
A : I eat to live not the other way round
Q : What is your favourite drink?
A : Vodka, a splash of Pink Gin, a crisp White wine..
Q : What is your favourite film?
A : The House that wouldn't die
Q : What is your favourite TV programme?
A : My heart belongs to savage crime progs
Q : What are your favourite flowers?
A : ALL flowers are beautiful
Q : What is your favourite perfume?
A : Poorly made these days so don't bother
Q : What is your favourite gift?
A : gifts? Don't expect gifts
Q : What is your favourite holiday destination?
A : Holidays are always traumatic for me
Q : What is your ethnicity?
A : Caucasian (White)
Q : What is the colour of your eyes?
A : Grey
Q : What length is your hair?
A : Short
Q : How would you describe your body type?
A : Slim
Q : How tall are you?
A : 5'8"
Q : How much do you weigh?
A : 9ยฝst
Q : What is your shoe size?
A : 3
Q : What is your dress size?
A : 10
Q : What size is your chest?
A : 36"
Q : What is your bra cup-size?
A : C
Q : How would you describe the size of your breasts?
A : Medium
Q : Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
A : Natural
Q : How is your pubic hair fashioned?
A : Trimmed
Q : Do you smoke?
A : Yes
Q : Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
A : NA
Q : If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
A : NA
Q : Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
A : None
Q : What times are you always available?
A : This varies from week to week (ASK!
Q : Will you do overnight bookings?
A : No
Q : List of Towns/Areas you will visit
A : ASK!
Q : How long are you prepared to travel for?
A : 1hr
Q : Nearest rail station?
A : Caledonian Road/Holloway Road
Q : What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
A : Any potentially embarrassing incidents would have occurred prior to the age of 30, as over the age of 30 you become impervious to embarrassment due to wisdom & experience.
Q : What sort of men turn you on?
A : That mysterious guy who looks like Alfred Hitchcock! The type of man who, with a single look, can have your pulse racing and your heart racing with anticipation.
Q : What sort of women turn you on?
A : looks like the ladies will have to find someone else to swoon over! My fantasies of women are far more adventurous than reality, but I've given it a shot at least!
Q : What is the most memorable sexual experience youโve ever had?
A : Not one of my sexual experiences stand out quite frankly
Q : What is the most outrageous thing that youโve done sexually (be honest!)
A : as a seasoned pro at life! Nothing can faze me now that I've conquered everything under the sun.
Q : Where would you most like to have sex?
A : Sex on a motorbike, hair blowing in the wind? I've no idea...
Q : What is your favourite sexual position?
A : I'm very nimble when it comes 2 positioning
Q : What is your second favourite sexual position?
A : Is positioning really that important then?
Q : What is your biggest turn on?
A : I look at peoples TEETH first- always have I really like irregular teeth and unconventional characteristics in general- those sort of traits- I find extremely appealing
Q : The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
A : Ah , My ears I think
Q : Describe the experience (when and where)
A : Rather not remember!
Q : What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
A : Well, I guess it is time to take a ride on the wild side and hop into bed with aย ย taxi Driver!
Q : How often do you masturbate?
A : I'm not highly sexual actually- I never have been!
Q : What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
A : delightful smoochy-woochy action (Kissing!
Q : When is your libido at its highest?
A : "High Noon"
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