Englishkiera
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Hi! Outcall only! x Services: GFE PSE OWO, Sub & Dom, Filming!
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 23 |
| County | Cambridgeshire |
| Region | East of England (Anglia) |
| Town | Cambridge and surrounding areas |
| Nationality | British |
| Postcode | CB1 |
DISCLAIMER: If you can't afford (or do not want to pay) my rates do not even bother reading on! Leave my page.
My rates are set in stone & I do not tolerate haggling.
If we haven't met before, a £50 deposit may need to be made.
You have to wear a condom, no excuses.
^^ Don't like any of that, then find someone else.
I am Kiera, and I am 100% British English from Essex! 💅
I am guaranteed to make you feel at ease and make sure you enjoy yourself! Xxx
If you’re not just looking for a pretty face, but a well-cultured lady who is a great conversationalist and has a wicked sense of humour (my feedback shows this!) then I am the lady for you! 🔥
About Me:
I am a full-time student and it's only me running my profile, so apologies if I'm late on replies -- I am a very busy woman.
~ I’ve put my prices up since my spare time is limited outside uni, coursework, my other job etc.
I am in high demand now as a young blonde English lady and I have limited spaces, therefore higher prices means it’s easier to filter.
My living expenses means that I will take a higher paying client over one who isn’t.
I can be picky with who I see, I only do this part-time, usually only 1 or 2 bookings a week because I only see decent, normal men and I filter messages heavily and block easily -- And if I didn't enjoy the meet, I most likely won't see you again, the money isn't worth a bad experience.
My rates:
I will not accept anything less than my rates -- £250 for GFE for 1 hour,
£300 for more intense stuff including PSE for 1 hour.
DO NOT ASK FOR BAREBACK, ANAL OR CAR MEETS. NO ROLE PLAY OR WEIRD STUFF. NO DRUGS OR SMOKING -- It's not pleasant going home with my hair/clothes smelling like an ash tray, but vaping is perfectly fine.
-- *Important information section*:
~ Types of clients I enjoy seeing:
Nice, well mannered, respectful, clean, hygienic, I don't mind if you're socially awkward or anxious or not great with women, that's fine.
~ Types of clients I don't like:
Rude, entitled, pushy, aggressive, 'macho', severely porn-addicted, ghetto, rough, misogynistic, homophobic, giving me unwanted terrible "life advice", drug dealers, pimps or "agency owners", Male escorts -- they're a nightmare.
-- Men under 21 -- I don't see men under 21, because I believe that their brain's aren't formed enough to make decisions when booking escorts.
However, I do see disabled clients, as long as they have the capacity to consent.
Booking:
I need atleast 2 hours’ notice before the booking so that I can plan my day, get ready, possibly buy more condoms, refuel my car if I need to, grab something to eat, and drive to you.
Any less than 2 hours’ notice will be deemed timewasting and I could block you as it would be wasting my time if I’m just chatting to you without getting paid at the end of it.
Photos/Content:
My face pics and other pics are in private gallery or in my content. I will not send free face pics.
Some of my content videos has a blank grey thumbnail because I like to keep my privacy — adding a thumbnail would show off too much.
Payment:
Cash or bank transfer is fine, I won’t accept crypto or gold or some other strange currency.
Payment up front — no payment = no service.
(No “I’ll pay you later”, No excuses!)
I will NOT accept drugs, alcohol, cigarettes or material items as payment — instant block.
I do NOT accept weekly/monthly payments — I am not a sugar baby. Pay per meet only.
Protection:
I always bring lube and condoms with me and expect you to use them.
I only have regular size Durex, so if you require size XL or want to use your own, that's fine — make sure you bring them if you need a different size because you will have to wear one, no excuses.
OUTCALL ONLY:
— Minimum 1 hour booking. Minimum 2 hours if over a 2 hour drive away.
~ I will do 1 hour outcall — if you are less than a 1 hour or 1.5 hour drive (at a push) from me. Of course I am likely to take a booking from someone 30 mins from me and cancel someone far away because of convenience and I am a student so I can’t really afford to be travelling ages for the bare minimum fee for 1 hour.
~ If you live a 2 hour drive you will need to book 2 hours. — otherwise it’s not worth the 4 hours driving for me. I will most likely cancel your booking if you want less than 2 hours.
~ I will **sometimes** agree to incall where I will pay for the hotel if you’re booking multiple hours and atleast £600 spent on the booking — if you don’t meet the threshold please DO NOT ask for an incall because I will ignore you — this is down to my discretion and you will have to ask first as I usually don’t do this — I would most likely need a deposit to make sure the booking will happen and that the money on the hotel won’t be wasted.
✅ I only see polite, respectful, normal men.
~~ Anyone ages 21 to 85 is welcome to book me, any nationality, any race, any size D is fine as long as you're gentle and respectful and speak decent enough English; all I care about is that I will be treated with respect and not coerced into weird things that were never discussed over text, or pressured to do services I either don't provide or you haven't paid for -- this is also why I dislike language barriers, clients take advantage and manipulate etc.
✅ No rushed service, I don’t clock watch.
✅ Hygiene is important to me— I shower and wash thoroughly after each session.
✅ I always come casually dressed to be discreet and to not draw attention to us.
✅ Outcalls to Hotels, Apartments, Flats, Houses — as long as your place is fairly clean.
✅ oral without included in rates, but only if you’re hygienic and have washed under your foreskin. Otherwise I’ll have to stick a flavoured condom on.
✅ toys, pegging — you will need your own strap on for hygiene reasons; it would be unhygienic for me to use the same strap ons with multiple people even if it’s well cleaned — anal sex is the number one way to catch infections and I don’t want to be liable — this is also why I won’t do anal as a service.
✅ domination
✅ Cuddling
✅ fingering — as long as your fingernails aren’t dirty or sharp or too long.
💋 xx
My rates are set in stone & I do not tolerate haggling.
If we haven't met before, a £50 deposit may need to be made.
You have to wear a condom, no excuses.
^^ Don't like any of that, then find someone else.
I am Kiera, and I am 100% British English from Essex! 💅
I am guaranteed to make you feel at ease and make sure you enjoy yourself! Xxx
If you’re not just looking for a pretty face, but a well-cultured lady who is a great conversationalist and has a wicked sense of humour (my feedback shows this!) then I am the lady for you! 🔥
About Me:
I am a full-time student and it's only me running my profile, so apologies if I'm late on replies -- I am a very busy woman.
~ I’ve put my prices up since my spare time is limited outside uni, coursework, my other job etc.
I am in high demand now as a young blonde English lady and I have limited spaces, therefore higher prices means it’s easier to filter.
My living expenses means that I will take a higher paying client over one who isn’t.
I can be picky with who I see, I only do this part-time, usually only 1 or 2 bookings a week because I only see decent, normal men and I filter messages heavily and block easily -- And if I didn't enjoy the meet, I most likely won't see you again, the money isn't worth a bad experience.
My rates:
I will not accept anything less than my rates -- £250 for GFE for 1 hour,
£300 for more intense stuff including PSE for 1 hour.
DO NOT ASK FOR BAREBACK, ANAL OR CAR MEETS. NO ROLE PLAY OR WEIRD STUFF. NO DRUGS OR SMOKING -- It's not pleasant going home with my hair/clothes smelling like an ash tray, but vaping is perfectly fine.
-- *Important information section*:
~ Types of clients I enjoy seeing:
Nice, well mannered, respectful, clean, hygienic, I don't mind if you're socially awkward or anxious or not great with women, that's fine.
~ Types of clients I don't like:
Rude, entitled, pushy, aggressive, 'macho', severely porn-addicted, ghetto, rough, misogynistic, homophobic, giving me unwanted terrible "life advice", drug dealers, pimps or "agency owners", Male escorts -- they're a nightmare.
-- Men under 21 -- I don't see men under 21, because I believe that their brain's aren't formed enough to make decisions when booking escorts.
However, I do see disabled clients, as long as they have the capacity to consent.
Booking:
I need atleast 2 hours’ notice before the booking so that I can plan my day, get ready, possibly buy more condoms, refuel my car if I need to, grab something to eat, and drive to you.
Any less than 2 hours’ notice will be deemed timewasting and I could block you as it would be wasting my time if I’m just chatting to you without getting paid at the end of it.
Photos/Content:
My face pics and other pics are in private gallery or in my content. I will not send free face pics.
Some of my content videos has a blank grey thumbnail because I like to keep my privacy — adding a thumbnail would show off too much.
Payment:
Cash or bank transfer is fine, I won’t accept crypto or gold or some other strange currency.
Payment up front — no payment = no service.
(No “I’ll pay you later”, No excuses!)
I will NOT accept drugs, alcohol, cigarettes or material items as payment — instant block.
I do NOT accept weekly/monthly payments — I am not a sugar baby. Pay per meet only.
Protection:
I always bring lube and condoms with me and expect you to use them.
I only have regular size Durex, so if you require size XL or want to use your own, that's fine — make sure you bring them if you need a different size because you will have to wear one, no excuses.
OUTCALL ONLY:
— Minimum 1 hour booking. Minimum 2 hours if over a 2 hour drive away.
~ I will do 1 hour outcall — if you are less than a 1 hour or 1.5 hour drive (at a push) from me. Of course I am likely to take a booking from someone 30 mins from me and cancel someone far away because of convenience and I am a student so I can’t really afford to be travelling ages for the bare minimum fee for 1 hour.
~ If you live a 2 hour drive you will need to book 2 hours. — otherwise it’s not worth the 4 hours driving for me. I will most likely cancel your booking if you want less than 2 hours.
~ I will **sometimes** agree to incall where I will pay for the hotel if you’re booking multiple hours and atleast £600 spent on the booking — if you don’t meet the threshold please DO NOT ask for an incall because I will ignore you — this is down to my discretion and you will have to ask first as I usually don’t do this — I would most likely need a deposit to make sure the booking will happen and that the money on the hotel won’t be wasted.
✅ I only see polite, respectful, normal men.
~~ Anyone ages 21 to 85 is welcome to book me, any nationality, any race, any size D is fine as long as you're gentle and respectful and speak decent enough English; all I care about is that I will be treated with respect and not coerced into weird things that were never discussed over text, or pressured to do services I either don't provide or you haven't paid for -- this is also why I dislike language barriers, clients take advantage and manipulate etc.
✅ No rushed service, I don’t clock watch.
✅ Hygiene is important to me— I shower and wash thoroughly after each session.
✅ I always come casually dressed to be discreet and to not draw attention to us.
✅ Outcalls to Hotels, Apartments, Flats, Houses — as long as your place is fairly clean.
✅ oral without included in rates, but only if you’re hygienic and have washed under your foreskin. Otherwise I’ll have to stick a flavoured condom on.
✅ toys, pegging — you will need your own strap on for hygiene reasons; it would be unhygienic for me to use the same strap ons with multiple people even if it’s well cleaned — anal sex is the number one way to catch infections and I don’t want to be liable — this is also why I won’t do anal as a service.
✅ domination
✅ Cuddling
✅ fingering — as long as your fingernails aren’t dirty or sharp or too long.
💋 xx
✨ The regular GFE service, it includes:
(£250 an hour)
**BOOKINGS ARE 1 HOUR MINIMUM AND OUTCALL ONLY**
Unlimited cum — however, if you pound too hard, I will ask you to stop. If you do anything that will make me sore, I will ask you to stop and will possibly leave without refunding you as compensation for injuring me down there.
Oral without protection
Protected sex
Cuddling
Fingering
Oral on me
Lapdance
Edging
Massage
Porn star experience
Girlfriend experience
Chatting, drinks etc.
Toys — state which toys you’d like
Kissing
(£250 an hour)
**BOOKINGS ARE 1 HOUR MINIMUM AND OUTCALL ONLY**
Unlimited cum — however, if you pound too hard, I will ask you to stop. If you do anything that will make me sore, I will ask you to stop and will possibly leave without refunding you as compensation for injuring me down there.
Oral without protection
Protected sex
Cuddling
Fingering
Oral on me
Lapdance
Edging
Massage
Porn star experience
Girlfriend experience
Chatting, drinks etc.
Toys — state which toys you’d like
Kissing
🔥 EVERYTHING that is included in the ‘extras and fetish’ service:
(£300 an hour — more costly than GFE. If you want a single thing from this list its a £20 per hour extra charge.)
**BOOKINGS ARE 1 HOUR MINIMUM AND OUTCALL ONLY**
Unlimited cum — however, if you pound too hard, I will ask you to stop. If you do anything that will make me sore, I will ask you to stop and will possibly leave without refunding you, as compensation for injuring me down there.
Filming — (Only for personal use. No posting online — I use a service that reverse image searches and if i find any content posted on porn sites, I will know exactly which client it was and will take appropriate action).
Porn Star Experience (PSE)
Facial
Rimming either way -- only if you're hygienic
Fetishes
Watersports
Food play / sploshing
Domination (either way)
Fetishes — nothing too extreme.
Prostate massage — Let me know beforehand if you’d like this, then I know to bring latex gloves.
Oral without protection
Protected sex
Cuddling
Fingering
Oral on me
Lapdance
Edging
Massage
Porn star experience
Girlfriend experience
Chatting, drinks etc.
Toys
Kissing
🔥 Me dominating you:
Tickling
Cock and ball torture
Strap on
Wrestling
Slapping
Kicking
Punching
Ball busting
Small penis humiliation
Name calling
I will make sure I respect your boundaries and I won’t be too rough or do anything you don’t want done xx
You dominating me:
I am happy for you to take charge, but:
I don’t enjoy anything too rough
I am not into blood play, vomit play or anything extreme.
No hairpulling — my hair is always tied up when meeting and I dislike it being touched.
No blindfolding
I will only do restraints and handcuffs etc. if I’ve met you before and know you’re safe.
(£300 an hour — more costly than GFE. If you want a single thing from this list its a £20 per hour extra charge.)
**BOOKINGS ARE 1 HOUR MINIMUM AND OUTCALL ONLY**
Unlimited cum — however, if you pound too hard, I will ask you to stop. If you do anything that will make me sore, I will ask you to stop and will possibly leave without refunding you, as compensation for injuring me down there.
Filming — (Only for personal use. No posting online — I use a service that reverse image searches and if i find any content posted on porn sites, I will know exactly which client it was and will take appropriate action).
Porn Star Experience (PSE)
Facial
Rimming either way -- only if you're hygienic
Fetishes
Watersports
Food play / sploshing
Domination (either way)
Fetishes — nothing too extreme.
Prostate massage — Let me know beforehand if you’d like this, then I know to bring latex gloves.
Oral without protection
Protected sex
Cuddling
Fingering
Oral on me
Lapdance
Edging
Massage
Porn star experience
Girlfriend experience
Chatting, drinks etc.
Toys
Kissing
🔥 Me dominating you:
Tickling
Cock and ball torture
Strap on
Wrestling
Slapping
Kicking
Punching
Ball busting
Small penis humiliation
Name calling
I will make sure I respect your boundaries and I won’t be too rough or do anything you don’t want done xx
You dominating me:
I am happy for you to take charge, but:
I don’t enjoy anything too rough
I am not into blood play, vomit play or anything extreme.
No hairpulling — my hair is always tied up when meeting and I dislike it being touched.
No blindfolding
I will only do restraints and handcuffs etc. if I’ve met you before and know you’re safe.
Only message me if you actually intend on booking a session.
**NO BAREBACK**
NO ANAL, NO ROLEPLAY, NO WEIRD STUFF.
**NO BOUNDARY PUSHING WHAT SO EVER**
Over text or email clients must state exactly what services they are after and the price they are paying to confirm everything that's expected to happen in the session... I don't like surprises.
❌ No dirty talk over phone or text, that is not a service I provide… No wanking on the phone, I will hang up. Either book a session or don’t mess me around. I am not here for your free entertainment and I don’t owe you a free phone chat or sexting session..
❌ I don’t send pics or videos over text. If you want pics or videos of me they are all on here.
No porn shoots — I have content ONLY on here and for your personal use, if posted online I WILL find out, I use a software and will prosecute. I am not a porn star.
No price haggling or pretending you will book me again, so that you can get it cheaper — why would I keep a regular who can’t afford my rates?
I’d rather skip the cash and work more hours at my day job tbh..
I also heavily despise men who think they’re being intelligent by acting like some “Machiavellian Mastermind” by trying all sorts of childish, obvious manipulation tactics… I will laugh at you then block you, since you’re just embarrassing yourself by acting like a toddler in the body of a 40 year old man..
❌ I don’t do incalls, car meets or outside meets… outcall only.
❌ I won’t answer any of the following silly timewasting questions, even if you’ve made a booking with me and I’ll happily ignore until you cancel the booking because I don’t see clients who don’t read my profile and ask silly questions:
“You available”
“Postcode”
“Can you come now babe?”
“are you actually 22?”
“You actually british?”
“Prove to me you’re the woman in the photos”
“What’s your dress size/boob size?”
“Are your nails painted?”
“Send me pics of you”
“You got sniff?”
“You party?”
“Can you send me your content?”
“Send me your profile”
“Will you do 15 mins babe?”
“I have £80, you come now!!”
“Will you see both me and my friend for £100?”
“What uniforms you got? Send me pics babe”
“Can I lick your feet for 12p?”
“Will you do deep anal for £50?”
…Those questions aren’t asked by people who are serious about booking me and paying for my services…
I also dislike being called pet name like “babe” over text, and I will most likely ignore your message and reply to others.
I won’t tolerate disrespect or rude behaviour or timewasting.
If you cancel last minute, my rule is that you won’t be able to book again and will be blocked.
Unfortunately I have to operate this way because there are a lot of selfish, ignorant people about.
I will not tolerate drugs around me, if you mention drugs over text, I will have to cancel.
Likewise, if you start doing them infront of me I will have to end the meet and the money will be non-refundable.
If you visibly have an STD upon meeting, I will have to end the meet as you’ve tried to put my health at risk and the money will be non-refundable.
If a client becomes rude, pushy or aggressive, I will not tolerate that behaviour and again money non-refundable. No negotiation on getting any money back whatsoever.
Also on arrival, if a client starts expecting services I don’t provide (and we never discussed those services over text and I feel that they have ill intentions towards me) I will not provide services and leave with full payment, as I am not at fault — should’ve read my profile or booked a different escort who provides those services instead rather than messing me about.
Timewasters, people who mess us around and people who cancel last minute, will be named and shamed!
We will post about you in a group chat with their full names, photos, phone numbers and possibly addresses so other escorts know to avoid them.
We might even find your partner or mother on social media and send them the screenshots of your text messages or even post you on an online forum so anyone who searches your name will see it on the internet.
Timewasting and messaging us awful messages or outright harassing us is a big no no.
**NO BAREBACK**
NO ANAL, NO ROLEPLAY, NO WEIRD STUFF.
**NO BOUNDARY PUSHING WHAT SO EVER**
Over text or email clients must state exactly what services they are after and the price they are paying to confirm everything that's expected to happen in the session... I don't like surprises.
❌ No dirty talk over phone or text, that is not a service I provide… No wanking on the phone, I will hang up. Either book a session or don’t mess me around. I am not here for your free entertainment and I don’t owe you a free phone chat or sexting session..
❌ I don’t send pics or videos over text. If you want pics or videos of me they are all on here.
No porn shoots — I have content ONLY on here and for your personal use, if posted online I WILL find out, I use a software and will prosecute. I am not a porn star.
No price haggling or pretending you will book me again, so that you can get it cheaper — why would I keep a regular who can’t afford my rates?
I’d rather skip the cash and work more hours at my day job tbh..
I also heavily despise men who think they’re being intelligent by acting like some “Machiavellian Mastermind” by trying all sorts of childish, obvious manipulation tactics… I will laugh at you then block you, since you’re just embarrassing yourself by acting like a toddler in the body of a 40 year old man..
❌ I don’t do incalls, car meets or outside meets… outcall only.
❌ I won’t answer any of the following silly timewasting questions, even if you’ve made a booking with me and I’ll happily ignore until you cancel the booking because I don’t see clients who don’t read my profile and ask silly questions:
“You available”
“Postcode”
“Can you come now babe?”
“are you actually 22?”
“You actually british?”
“Prove to me you’re the woman in the photos”
“What’s your dress size/boob size?”
“Are your nails painted?”
“Send me pics of you”
“You got sniff?”
“You party?”
“Can you send me your content?”
“Send me your profile”
“Will you do 15 mins babe?”
“I have £80, you come now!!”
“Will you see both me and my friend for £100?”
“What uniforms you got? Send me pics babe”
“Can I lick your feet for 12p?”
“Will you do deep anal for £50?”
…Those questions aren’t asked by people who are serious about booking me and paying for my services…
I also dislike being called pet name like “babe” over text, and I will most likely ignore your message and reply to others.
I won’t tolerate disrespect or rude behaviour or timewasting.
If you cancel last minute, my rule is that you won’t be able to book again and will be blocked.
Unfortunately I have to operate this way because there are a lot of selfish, ignorant people about.
I will not tolerate drugs around me, if you mention drugs over text, I will have to cancel.
Likewise, if you start doing them infront of me I will have to end the meet and the money will be non-refundable.
If you visibly have an STD upon meeting, I will have to end the meet as you’ve tried to put my health at risk and the money will be non-refundable.
If a client becomes rude, pushy or aggressive, I will not tolerate that behaviour and again money non-refundable. No negotiation on getting any money back whatsoever.
Also on arrival, if a client starts expecting services I don’t provide (and we never discussed those services over text and I feel that they have ill intentions towards me) I will not provide services and leave with full payment, as I am not at fault — should’ve read my profile or booked a different escort who provides those services instead rather than messing me about.
Timewasters, people who mess us around and people who cancel last minute, will be named and shamed!
We will post about you in a group chat with their full names, photos, phone numbers and possibly addresses so other escorts know to avoid them.
We might even find your partner or mother on social media and send them the screenshots of your text messages or even post you on an online forum so anyone who searches your name will see it on the internet.
Timewasting and messaging us awful messages or outright harassing us is a big no no.
Completely natural body, big boobs and bum, 5 ft 6” tall. Hygiene is very important to me, and I shower thoroughly after every client.
I wax and shave oftenly so I am usually completely hair-free down there with no hair at all. Same with most of my body.
I also exfoliate often to keep my skin smooth.
I don’t smoke. Rarely drink, sometimes a beer.
Hair colour: Blonde
Hair length: very long
Eye colour: Green
Height: 5 ft 6”
Body type: curvy, but toned as I lift weights.
Shoe size: 7
Bust size: 34DD - I haven’t measured in a while, since I rarely wear bras!
I wax and shave oftenly so I am usually completely hair-free down there with no hair at all. Same with most of my body.
I also exfoliate often to keep my skin smooth.
I don’t smoke. Rarely drink, sometimes a beer.
Hair colour: Blonde
Hair length: very long
Eye colour: Green
Height: 5 ft 6”
Body type: curvy, but toned as I lift weights.
Shoe size: 7
Bust size: 34DD - I haven’t measured in a while, since I rarely wear bras!
N & S section -- people who mess me around will be put here including their username, phone number and other details:
I really am grateful to the guys who do book me and treat me well and I am more than happy to give top quality service to guys who are respectful and don't break promises, it's just unfortunate that there's a few people who ruin things for the rest of us.
… It still amazes me what some men do to get themselves off… I hear something new every day.
Don’t worry I’m not judgemental or anything like that, just felt like sharing my experiences for a bit of comedy or because people seem interested in my stories whenever I mention them.
Hopefully you find this is slightly funny or amusing, but these are the worst types of clients I’ve come across apart from the more obvious creeps or weirdos we’d block and completely ignore:
(Also just unexpected clients or surprises or just weird ones! Haha basically anything entertaining etc.)
1) The pest who wanks in the window..
I don’t charge for a deposit because I empathise with clients who have told me they’ve been robbed before..
..However, the dregs of society who seen to think it’s perfectly ok to call us to a wrong address (usually one across the road from their house so they can get a kick out of watching us walk up and down their street, whilst they wank) and block our phone numbers… these guys are the ones ruining fun things for people…
It’s always the minority of arseholes ruining fun things. People like them are why escorts end up having to charge deposits and can’t trust even clients with loads of good feedback.. (I’ve had a some with loads of good feedback do this to me).
It really ruins my day when i’ve driven 1.5 hours to meet, realising I’ve been given the wrong address… I then phone call the ‘client’ and he’s now trying to talk dirty to me and I can hear him wanking on the phone… then I see a guy looking out his window wanking, watching me… Urgh creepy. I message/phone and realise they’ve blocked my number.. now had my time wasted, 3 hours’ driving time and fuel…
2) The ‘client’ who makes false promises.. get’s what he wants.. then cancels the booking that he never intended to keep.. and has a poor excuse.
Some guys seem to use their 5000 good feedback to make false promises and mess us around…
they’ll book 1 week in advance then expect you to sext them or send sexy photos EVERY SINGLE DAY until the booking or atleast spend ages having long drawn out conversations…
then they cancel the booking last minute right on the day, after they’ve gotten what they want (sexting or conversations and attention or nothing since we didn’t engage in their silliness).
And if we don’t engage with their attempts to sext, they cancel the booking claiming we’re ignoring them or that we must be not interested in seeing them… Nope we just don’t want to engage in your silly games because we know we will end up being used for your free entertainment…
Makes me wonder whether guys share their mates accounts to rack up loads of good feedback to try to con us into giving them more etc. either way, we can see what you’re doing…
3) The guy who suddenly expects services he never mentioned over text… and didn’t read my profile..
Quite a shock when I arrive to see Barry, 63, or 58 year old Steve, has laid out wrist and ankle restraints in their living room, with 20 different whips and a blindfold and nipple clamps… and five bowls of custard and a fish tank… and different porn videos on each of the five tv’s in that room.. usually really old amateur porn tapes with dodgy acting..
After he said over text that he was after 2 hours Girlfriend experience.. then he says “sorry I’ve only got £150 in cash, so unless you do [all these things] for me, you will have to leave now empty handed”… These are one of the worst types of clients.. and they won’t get the amazing service they’re after by acting this way..
4) The 70 year old ‘Leather Daddy’ with dementia who wants to dominate you…
.. If your older father seems slightly ‘out of it’ please keep a close eye on him… and make sure he doesn’t escape the care home..
Pretty much the same as above, apart from he seems fine at first (and are better at saying what they want over text) but then gradually gets scarier or pushes your boundaries in a weird kind of confused forgetful way..
and seems completely oblivious to your reactions or how your feeling or forgets what you just told him…
they usually have old vintage paintings all around their house of naked ladies that they like to show off (quite sleazy) and live in the middle of nowhere on some farm… not the most comfortable of experiences.. not dangerous as such but just very odd characters and uncomfortable to be around..
usually their sex toys or leathers haven’t been washed and have pubic hairs in them or are smelly… yuck.
Or generally their whole place is filthy and has a musty smell to it.
4) Language barrier…
I don’t need to explain much on this one.
Sticks it in the wrong hole and doesn’t seem to understand what he’s doing wrong.. then his best mate and his wife burst through the door and seem to want to stand there and watch.. infact maybe his wife even paid for his escort? ..Seemed like it when she handed the money over to me.. lol
Then starts talking about how he must be the 'best shag in the world'… but in broken english… haha
5) The guy who booked me because I look like his daughter…
I get there and everything goes well and I think he’s genuinely a sweet guy…
until I come out the shower and get dressed and he starts showing me photos of his daughter because I look like a splitting image of her… I continue sipping the red wine and keep my mouth shut.. “oh she looks nice”…
6) The American sports cokehead..
Usually comes over here from the USA for some sports tournament… pool or snooker… and still in their pool outfit when I meet them at their posh central London hotel. Seems extremely friendly and very chatty from the start.
Offers to pour me a drink… fills the wine glass up to the top with pure whiskey (!!) so I stick to my water.. I go to the bathroom and hear him sniffing discreetly but I know it’s coke… he get’s more hyperactive, then pounds the daylights out of me for 45 mins (1 hour booking), I genuinely have to stop because it makes me sore… he gets frustrated because he can’t cum... then he says “ok it’s fine, you take a shower, it’s my fault I can’t cum, I’ve had too much to drink” then tips me 50 dollars by sticking it in my underwear and keeps apologising whilst coked up… Was a bit scary, but wasn’t expecting the tip at the end.. left a bit sore down there… won't see him again, not worth the tip he gave me.
7) The Van man…
I can usually tell what occupation someone does by how they sound on the phone… the rough east end accent gives it away… I pull up outside their house and see about five vans and a cement mixer on their driveway and this “oh.. i know how this will go…” then get greated at the door by a guy who smells of weed.. we get chatting and he seems pleasant enough, but after a few drinks starts talking about three masons and how he actually works for the metropolitan police and that he will pull me over -- if I don’t get my headlight bulb changed.
He actually works for a construction company, but enjoying the power trip of 'scaring' me.. wants to intimidate me for some weird reason.
Then starts complaining about having to use condoms and asking if he can stick it in without one.. saying his dick is too big to fit in condoms.. I say no, and then he starts talking about how much of a gentleman he is.. yuck!
Not to mention the dirty fingernails and rough hands and overall lack of hygiene. Then I realised I’ve stayed way overtime because he’s talking crap then I say I have to leave… he then starts begging me to stay longer to give him another blowjob for £40… I politely decline and leave.
..An hour later I get creepy messages from him saying he’s memorised my car registration plate and because he works for the police he will pull me over… I just block him and screenshot the message for evidence incase he tries anything crazy… they also tend to start asking for loads of extras (and don’t want to pay extra for them) or expect us to give them “mates rates”.. on the first meeting.. if he can’t afford it, why doesn’t he go to someone cheaper?.. probably likes the power trip…
8) The Mcdonald’s fantasist… oh god
I wake up in the morning to find my emails and work phone riddled with ridiculous paragraphs from fantasists who say things like “I want you to meet me at this McDonalds at 9am, wearing just a denim jacket and a very short skirt, no top and no shoes no underwear… i then want you to buy three cheese burgers and rub them all over your face and tits infront of everyone, then start shoving the burgers up your fanny. Then i’ll take you to the toilets and I’ll f*** your arse bare, then gradually fit all three burgers up there and stretch it wide open, then i’ll stick my dick in there too and cum on the burgers and make you eat them. You like this babe? Can we negotiate on the pay as I don’t have much money at the moment”… I shouldn’t have replied, but I said “That would get me arrested, I don’t even provide this as a service” then blocked him. This is why I won’t do EVERY fetish… some of them are just ridiculous…
9) Young guy who works at a burger place…
I do get guys who are ages 19 to 30 (I prefer ages 35 to 50 because they’re more chilled out usually).
The problem with younger guys is they tend to be more flakey and undecisive. Had a few who work at burger places who are on a low wage, therefore can’t really afford an escort, but get one anyway, and they always pressure me to stay longer than the time paid for or try to get as much out of me for their money (I don’t have an issue with that as long as it’s done fairly and not in a creepy way)… I have an issue when they don’t understand how things work or demand I do it without a condom (and never mentioned that’s what they wanted over text either) because their girlfriend let’s them do it without one… well I’m not your girlfriend… sorry buddy.. just the general awkwardness with the younger ones sometimes or they book an hour and I arrive there then they ask “oh do you do 15 mins instead? I’ve got £80” when I’ve driven 1 hour to them… “nope we are doing the full hour as you’ve booked!” …then they reluctantly hand the rest of the cash to me… shouldn’t make promises you don’t want to keep..
10) Guy who suddenly wants anal… butt pest from hell…
I don’t provide anal as a service. I dislike it when men ask for it…. Even worse when a guy slips a finger in without asking or is suddenly persistant for anal when he never mentioned it over text… obviously my answer will be no… I also hate it when people don’t read my likes list and just assume I will do anal…
11) That weirdo who always posts reverse bookings on here for £350 for 1 hour with “pregnancy risk” role play…
I don’t understand this man… NO COMMENT
12) Porn addicts...
A sex worker’s worst nightmare — Take ages to cum, can’t stay hard, I've sprained a muscle in my neck/back from wanking him so hard and fast... he still can’t cum. He confesses that he wanked TEN times earlier but “usually doesn’t have this problem”… yeah right… great way to make an escort feel terrible about themselves whilst they’ve put 2000% effort into getting YOU off… now he wants a refund because he feels embarrassed despite me saying it’s not an issue...
I tell him 'No refund’ because I've just tried *extremely* hard to get him off and injured myself... what a wanker... literally. Also keeps making noises like he's about to cum, making me keep going -- unnecessary injuries for no good reason...
I'm not trying *that* hard to make someone cum again, not my problem.
13) My uni lecturer who I gifted a free shag too. Kinda hot in the moment, but he’s a total loser.
14) That weirdo who has NO feedback but constantly puts RBs stating “fart fetish”.
- Mobile : 447872350177
Enjoys
- Watersports
- Toys
- Swinging
- Parties
- Oral without Protection
- Massage
- Being Filmed
- BDSM (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Spanking (giving)
- Domination (giving)
- Humiliation (giving)
- Oral without (at discretion)
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Receiving Oral
- Strap On
- Striptease
- Foot Worship
- Pole Dancing
- Sauna / Bath Houses
- Tie & Tease
- Penetration (Protected)
- Lapdancing
- Dinner Dates
- Hand Relief
I meet with
- Male
Outcall rates
| Duration | Cost |
| 1 Hour | £250 |
| 2 Hours | £500 |
| 3 Hours | £600 |
| 4 Hours | £700 |
| Overnight | £2000 |
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