Well it's been a glorious few days in Dundee and I was basking in the sunshine with my shorts on, fabulous! Who would want to be anywhere else in the world than in Scotland in the sunshine! Perfect!

I know, it makes you all horny, me too! So I'm expecting some great sex this week!

I had a 22 year old turn up last week, he was shaking with nerves! Literally shaking! He put his wallet and keys down on my bedside table, 2 seconds later he picked them up and rushed past me saying "I'm sorry I can't do this, I'm too nervous" and literally ran out, before I could ask for the money. I wasn't happy as he should have paid me something for blocking another booking and wasting my time. What a twat! Then he sent me a text from his car "bet you have the nicest tits and taste". How eloquent!

I guess it comes with the territory of seeing younger guys who haven't seen an escort before, I realise it's nerve-wracking but don't waste my time, especially when I've turned down bookings for you.

Someone just messaged me:

"I 39 year old and looking for a sex"

You're not Scottish are you?

"I'm tha best painting and painting"

Oh dear! He's not the first person to offer to paint my house for me in exchange for sex! I don't understand how some guys' minds work. I'm an escort ffs! You pay me! One of my favourite clients kindly painted my lounge for me even though it's not what he does for a living, he still paid me for sex! I have lovely clients because I'm fussy who I see.

Even someone who did some painting for me in my bathroom messaged me a year later saying "I did some work for you before, I'd like to book, do you need any painting done?" No thanks. It's cash and cash all the way!

The same goes for the guy who wanted to do my shopping for free and decorate naked for me! It's a resounding no!

So this week, can I just state that I don't want twatty 22 year olds or any decorating done, just pay me and I'll fuck you. It's really simple!

Hope you all have a great week! Bring it on!

Foxy x